The Best Kind of Marco Jokes
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purplestormylee:

cal-oeuvre:

My girlfriend is into attack on titan now and

This is me. And fuck you. Still. 

Anonymous ━

You ever notice Marco wore a half jacket?

He wears half everything now, doesn’t he? 


I have to Hannes it to you guys, few jokes Marco my Franz half as angry as the ones here. Keep up the good work.

What you did there.

We see it.

Good job, that wasn’t half bad.

My girlfriend is into attack on titan now and


I HAD TO SHARE THIS ok so my friend and I saw the premier of the english dub at sakuracon and when Keith's yelling at everyone he turns to Marco and goes "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!?!" so I turn to my friend and say "It's not half as bad as it's gonna be" and then she hit me with a piece of paper but that was probably the best joke I have ever made and I wanted to share with you

Truly glorious you should get a medal. Thank you.
~Mod M.

Anonymous ━

I only ever get Half of the Marco jokes you make. I'm Sorry, I'm sure you've heard that half a million times before.

We always strive to present out followers with only the highest quality Marco jokes. We’re very sorry to hear that our jibes left you rather half-baked. Expect our efforts to increase by at least 50%.

marcomallow:

oohh one day i was looking how many died in snk, including titans, and this the results


Have you heard 'Half A Heart' by One Direction I think its perf for Jean and Marco for those who want to cry themselves to sleep much like how Jean cries everynight thinking about Marco's deadness. (Love the blog you fuckers <3)

Oh boy.

I’m half a heart without you
I’m half a man at best,
With half an arrow in my chest
I miss everything we do,
I’m half a heart without you

Ow

Anonymous ━

do you think marco and neji share the same heaven

We’re about 50% sure.