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DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN

ask-the-lazycosplayer:

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Yes, I have the face to prove it.

happilyrainbowforever:

What is Marco great at cooking?

Anything that calls for a half cup!

On the not-dead-marco theories

zombiesandporn:


I know that there has been a lot of debate regarding Marco’s death. specifically, whether or not his death actually happened. I’ve seen a lot of theories going around, and I love them all. they are very well thought out, and several of them could possibly happen in canon. But I’ve noticed one argument people repeatedly make to prove that Marco isnt dead. the lack of freckles on his corpse.

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this is the image that ive seen people using. its from the scanlation. when translators scan the pages, they have to boost up the brightness/contrast to give the images that black and white look. that can sometimes wash out some of the details in the art.

here is a picture from the manga taken with my phone

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its not black and white and pretty, but you can clearly see a cluster of freckles on his cheek.

I want Marco back almost as much as Jean. it pains me to say this, but I think this corpse is really him.

In light of my response to the last ask, I think this might also be needed as I didn’t include pictures from the manga as well. Sorry for that.

LET THE JOKES CONTINUE

~Mod M


Okay, I recently read a post about Marco appearing X'd out in the manga even after his death. There were also suspicions that Marco gave Annie his 3DMG. If you look at Marco (fully) and then the corpse, a close up shot shows that the corpse didn't really have freckles and the nose is different. His nose is more curved but the corpse's nose is pointy. What do you think about this?

if it wasn’t Marco we owe some poor bastard a big apology and I vow we will not rest until we find out who he was

But I just have two things to say:

  1. If you had half of your face bitten off your nose might look a little funky too.
  2. ThoseAreDefinitely  Freckles

Conclusion: We’re still gonna call it as Marco being dead…for now.

Thanks for the ask!

~Mod M

shingeki-no-survivors:

Modern Reincarnation AU where every time Jean hears the theme for Two and. Half Men, he starts crying for no apparent reason.

piikafuckyouu:

tachibana-bodt:

In the name of the Father
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The Son
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And the Holy Spirit
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Armin.

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AMEN*

ask-koki-kariya:

forever-soulless:

randomsplashes:

IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT

I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…

Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.

cyberspacegays:

I am a terrible person.

Buttons by stripesandteeth!

ratchet-jean:

superbluebadger:

ratchet-jean:

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, ONLY LIKE TWO FUCKING SCENES WITH MARCO IN IT IM SO FUCKING DONE

You mean…

Two and a Half scenes.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK.

prince-kirstein:

I’m terrible

Nah, you’re not half bad.